
Meet mild-mannered Californian Crane Calhoun: Marine Corps Veteran.
College Dropout.
Complete Professional Failure.
No job. No career. No friends left.
No Children, Never Married. Estranged from family.
Not a girl in his life.
Monitored 24/7.
Over 15 years have past since Crane returned to
Santa Rosa. [I was never accepted here]
His entire life he suspected
the world had it out for him;
It Did.
For so many others there is no choice, no chance;
[I Should have..]
The world was already in motion.
THEY SOLD OUT.
[such luck]
Flawed, Enigmatic, Potentially Unstoppable;
Crane is the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ.
His Proof is indisputable, his resemblance
at times uncanny. He is (still) who he is,
and when the world turned its back; he endured.
I thought we were better than this. We should be.
The2ndComing.org
You know the name. You've heard the story.
Know now he lives again.
This is his website.
This isn't over.
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::Forget everything you know about the American Political Landscape::
My Coming Campaign aims to redefine the Boundaries of Realistic Potential
through the mending of Humanity's most fundamental relationships:
-- with Technology -- with our Government -- with Each Other -- with Life Itself --
2000 years now past and our world continues
to promise only a bleak portrait
of hope for the future, and what else could we expect so long as
a competent man's entire life remains overshadowed by the
blatant hypocrisies of heartlessly corrupt governance and the
traitorous commercialization of pseudo-aggressive urban posturing?
Criminality continues to strip our world of promise,
hope, clarity, outlet, innocence & achievement.
In exchange, we get: Crime.
Crime [ what it means.. ] Crane
I man [ ..to deserve ]
FCRA: Fair Credit Reporting Act
[ a reflection of who we are ]
sugar cane - Narcotics - carne asada
[ & how we affected our world ]
Karma - Rank - Canned Goods
[ we should all get what we deserve ]
Right?
*rings* ☎️ -the 2000 year Gambit-
at this anniversary of our darkest hours
fate calls notice upon an unknown
- at last -
There can be little tolerance for error
in the election of champions
Whichever tales you should choose to believe
the mechanics of legend necessitate:
greatness has been overlooked before.
- CHANCE -
if the determination of what is right
were to preclude
what was to be our greatest power:
who could we be to declare
that the world had gone wrong?
✝
I wasn't looking for proof
I was the 2nd Coming; I just found it.
Looking closer I found that I was destined
to compete for the Presidency of the United States.
I'm not the type to go unprepared for this;
- my plan for the world has never changed -
the descent of our Nation is marked by my good name
too many times to [by myself] go unnoticed.
"The Greater Good" of the world is there for each and
every individual within, or it becomes a lie as obvious
as the truth of its own possibility.
America shall secure no greater future so long as we
remain forever indebted to our honourable fallen,
it is only with their contributions realized that we should ascend.
Man was not meant to work in service to the dead,
neither was America a dream to be abandoned:
as I am myself proven CREDITOR to
this malignant malformation of unexpectant delinquency,
allow me to propose a solution
suitably salient to our national resolve:
the Presidential Campaign of the 2nd Coming.
As chances to prove one's own merit go:
even with the bulk of History considered:
an event of this magnitude... is unprecedented,
or nothing.
Welcome to the new American Frontier.
America was to be a Land of Opportunity,
we were promised Justice for All.
so shall I deliver.
It is time that I lead.
"...Have you ever
seen the reign?"
-crane
For I am now two-times the way and in truth to coming proven,
firstly forth thee ladies hand(ee) do I, American, fitt adamant rejuven.
by O'vall'd office a l'eth 'ook brightly rapt'n Hallo's Heddy Wagon wett'e woo' dems!
ad'With twice spices does-be my bread broken butter toast'd White Houst' walls in.
What life for'n witch would stand to last and of how wid'th eternal spring?
I infine as a mirror'd reflect the character of kings
in election find I filling booths, who cares what others may be running?
let's Spread the word to make it count: VOTE FOR THE 2nd COMING!
Welcome to the official reading list for our upcoming Presidential Campaign: Calhoun2028
Calhoun 2028 First 2nd Coming is my introduction and should be read first.
Campaign Rollout details my specific plans for America.
171 Handshakes is a quick but essential read about how I came to be the 2nd Coming.
Some files are also available for download in section below.
Free downloads from the2ndcoming.org
Help spread the word/number Calhoun2028!

My life was the kind to leave one desperately
searching for answers...
-What I Found-
An ancient prophecy proven REAL
-could change EVERYTHING-
Forget everything you know about
the American Political Landscape...
the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ LIVES
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...and he is running
45^2 = 2025 for President
---------------THE SAGA CONTINUES-------------
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Insurrection: Joseph Biden: 46th POTUS
46^2 = 2116 --> 1/6/2021 --> Jan/[C]/[Ca][Sc]
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only at www.the2ndcoming.org

rare is the day when the truth surprises us
[Failure] That -I was-
the 2nd Coming took years to piece
together, and once first it dawned on me
I was unsure of what it meant,
of what potential it might hold.
[Haunts] -no one-
I developed a plan to use my now
Christ-linked identity as a platform to launch
[Me] a Christ-like man into public office-
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Then I found >>>>> [the '28 election]
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___________ was destiny. __________
\\\\\\\\\\\\\This Coming Election\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
November 2028 1128 × 2 = 2257
-------20--------- the2ndcoming.org --------28------ 18 U.S. Code § 2257 84[Po] + 86[Rn]
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Politics Come Second\\\\\\\\\

I am.
Hurt me this world did,
but I will not abandon who I am,
and I am the 2nd Coming as well.
A broken watch works only 2 minutes a day.
A GOOD world would be 6000 times ours
Friday 4/13/28 Friday 4/20/28 Friday 5/4/28
28AD ..::2000 Years::.. 2028AD = 5/6 =
[this thankless battle] -is all I've known-
\\\\\\\\\\\\...then one foggy Christmas Eve\\\\\\\\ Sonoma County Citizen Kane [Rose]
Santa [Rosa] came 2 Sleigh [Bells] [Bud]
//////////////..then all the reindeer loved him./////
We live but once, let ours be the lives of legend.
-crane
Seeking Professional for Verify Proof
-one shot- 2-3 hours [$350]
Looking for a Personal Manager/Assistant Campaign Manager
1-3 hours per week. (female only) [~$120/hr]
Positions are paid unless otherwise noted. Contact via Email if interested.
-or- call me at 707 608-4753 and leave a brief message.
Must be local to the Santa Rosa area.
